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My neighbor Janet said she’d push me out the door if I made up any more puns about The Monkees. I thought she was joking.

Then I saw her face

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1. A widow is sitting at her husband's funeral

A man asks her: "mind if I say a word?". "No, of course not", the woman answers. The man stands, clears hos throat says "Plethora", and sits back down. "Thanks", the woman says, "that means a lot"

2. A widow is sitting at her husband's funeral

A man asks her: "mind if I say a word?". "No, of course not", the woman answers. The man stands, clears hos throat says "Plethora", and sits back down. "Thanks", the woman says, "that means a lot"

3. I drove a Japanese car for the first time in my life last week.

When I turned on the radio, I couldn't understand a word they were saying.

4. I wanted to write a novel very quickly, so after finding a good idea, I started writing nights and days for a whole week without a break. When I showed it to my teacher she didn't like it.

Apparently, a novel with just the three words nights and days was not good enough.

5. Authorities recently captured a man who was storing narcotics inside a sculpture.

That was a huge drug bust.

6. My girlfriend dumped me while going up in an elevator.

It hurt me on many levels.

7. Every day when I start my computer, it recommends yet another news story about the Japan Trench.

I guess those are de fault settings.

8. I Roasted some potatoes last night

They’re pretty salty about it

9. Production for a third installment of Honey, I Shrunk the Kids was halted when Sylvester Stallone joined the cast.

Things just got a little Rocky.

10. Lumberjack job application

A burly lumberjack was filling out a job application. He claimed he worked “In the Sahara Forest.” The boss asked “Don’t you mean the Sahara *Desert*?” Lumberjack answered with a shrug “Yeah? Now!”

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